Problems

People’s problems

At first there are no problems for you, your mom deals with them.

Then there are peeing problems.  Hmmm, where to pee, where to pee?

At the age of  5 they become “where the hell to hide so no one could find me” problems and probably “What the hell is that between my legs” problem.

There could be this problem called “Computer games mania” but your parents will make sure you pass this really fast. But they don’t always succeed, as there are some people (80%) that can not get rid of this problem for a long time.

At 10 there are “what is school for” problems. That lasts until you finish school.

At 12 there are “boys vs girls” problems  and shortly after you discover porn.

So they become porn problems. If you’re not smart enough they will haunt you for the rest of your life.

In a few years you will have what’s called “Rebellion issues” and  “Loosing virginity” problem.

Then you finish high school.

You probably want to go to college but the main problem is money. And yes, this is for the rest of your life if your dad is not Bill Gates.  And no, money does not buy happiness. But it certainly makes it grow :->

After that every problem is damn important. And it certainly does imply some peeing or screwing, but at a serious level.  

The end

PS: This is a negative post and I’m proud of that.  My “No internet” problem is haunting this blog and it’s partially my fault :P

Check-in

Poza nou uploadata pe Feisbuc.
Cu o fata.
O fata care priveste in sus spre nemurire.
N-am nimic cu poza, fiecare e liber sa faca ce vrea.
Primeste vreo 3 likeuri
2 comentarii.
Hopa… unu din ele “Foarte faina fata”
Raspunsul fetei… “Multumesc Doamna Profesoara”
Mno amu nush daca profa era/e tanara, tinea cursuri pe net sau e pur si simplu nonconformista.
Dar sunt de parere ca fb-ul e strict pentru pustani fara ocupatie. Asa ca mine. Sau pentru cei care vor sa se combine. Sau sa is promoveze blogu. Asa ca mine. (Chiar ma gandesc serios sa il inchid la un moment dat)

Dar de ce, daca esti profa si ai feisbuc, de ce ai da likeuri si comentarii elevilor tai? Care mai e respectul pe care il vor avea ei pt tine? “Aaaa, lasa ba, ca asta de romana mi-i pretena pe feisbuc, ieri mi-o comentat poza in care aveam fata aspiranta ca eminescu, ii clar ca imi da 10! Daca nu o santajez, ca am vazut ca i-o dat profu’ de sport like la poza din parc. “
Sunt sincer ingrijorata.

Status: Ajutor, raman corigent la mate.
Profu de mate likes that. Profu de fizica se prapadeste de ras. Colegu din 11 A scrie”Si eu”

Maine nu facem ore.
12C Likes that.

Ca sa nu mai zic de penalitatile alea de chestii cu “check in” care ii isterizeasa pe pustani.

X is in ora de mate here- “Colegiul Economic Sibiu”

Hai nu zau si noi ar trebui sa dam like de fericire ca tu esti la ora de mate? Nu pisi, e o chestie normala. TREBUIE sa fii in ora de mate.
Si faptul ca celealalte doo plictisite de colege iti dau like nu e extraordinar. Nu, chiar nu e.

Mai bine v-ati pune “In a relationship” cu viata reala si lasati prostiile.

Prima dată

Prima dată când am experimentat, a fost de nedescris, ca pentru fiecare student ieșit de sub tutela liceului și a părinților. Mi se părea fascinant. Când am intrat, mi s-a părut extraordinar, am simțit cât e de strâmt, umed și simțeam un miros necunoscut, cam tot la fel de necunoscut ca și sentimentul care mă încerca. Le simțeam respirția pe ceafă, mâinile pe talie, simțea fiori pe tot corpul și mă fascina tresăritul celor de lângă mine. Era ușor întuneric pentru că toți erau mai mari ca mine. Când a intrat ultimul am simțit că mă sufoc, că mă cutremur și că explodez. Doar că picioarele mele erau fixate, nu mă puteam mișca și simțeam o mână grea și aspră pe umărul meu care nu mă lăsa să mă mișc în voie... O suviță de păr îmi aluneca pe față ... și mă incomoda, dar cine să observe? Fascinația călătoriei tocmai începute era aproape de extaz... Începusem să mă întreb oare cât va mai dura această experiență de o noutate ciudată...

Și apoi m-am prins... va dura tot timpul, cause RATUC never gets old!!!!!

Un fel de concluzie.../conclusions

Whenever we look back to see what we’ve done with our lives we realize that many choices were influenced by the persons around us. I, for sure, had a lot of people in my life that made me think about my options. I want to thank them all.

I just want to stop for a while to see what I learned this summer.

First of all, BEATRICE made me take into consideration spending my summer in USA. She is special to me (and she knows that, we have a background J) and she made the greatest thing ever convincing me it will be the best summer in my life. It was.

Besides, I like to try new things and I like to meet new people. But…I didn’t want to just meet people. I wanted to make friends ;)

And I did…damn, I met the most wonderful people ever!!!

First of all, living with almost 40 people is hard, but you know for sure that parties just start with no reason. Of course, there were problems with neighbors, managers, sponsors…but we can’t really have just perfect days.

I want to thank to Julia, because she was always by my side, Sammie for being so sweet all the time, Lidia for helping me get extra shifts at work in the beginning when I didn’t know anybody, Cagdas for being such a good manager (man u should do a career out of it), Sandy for making me feel like I have a better half in this world J, Bow for taking me to the pony ;), Baha for being so funny and making me laugh all the time…All of the people I met were nice and funny, but you gather around you the ones that can keep up with u ;)

And….of course, I want to thank you, my dear ROMANIANS, who kept me smiling all summer long…I am glad that we can meet all and just look behind at the beautiful memories…I’ll reserve for you a different article ;)

When I first started working, it felt strange and funny at the same time, because this is how u feel when you’re doing something for the first time. It wasn’t a hard work, especially because I liked it.

I felt weird when people were asking me how my home was, what’s different in Romania…J) I saw trough them a more mature public, at age of 16 working and I admired each one of them J

Thanks to Tarron, I have a new T –shirt right now, and I’m really proud of it :D. I met all kind of people in than waterpark, some of them pretty curious about me or my lifestyle J

So…Thank you Saige for making me feel comfortable, you are the most organized person I know J

Thank you Molly for being friendly and sweet :P

Thank you Brandy for letting me be your friend J

Thank u Chance for helping me that much, I will never forget u.

Thanks Caleb for listening to me all the time :D

And thanks Chris for making me laugh all the time J)

Thank u all for accepting me, it was a pleasure to work with you, wish you good luck and have fun, I hope I’ll be back to visit you someday :D

With friendly love,

Andreea :X