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duminică, 17 iunie 2012

Problems


People’s problems
At first there are no problems for you, your mom deals with them.
Then there are peeing problems.  Hmmm, where to pee, where to pee?
At the age of  5 they become “where the hell to hide so no one could find me” problems and probably “What the hell is that between my legs” problem.
There could be this problem called “Computer games mania” but your parents will make sure you pass this really fast. But they don’t always succeed, as there are some people (80%) that can not get rid of this problem for a long time.
At 10 there are “what is school for” problems. That lasts until you finish school.
At 12 there are “boys vs girls” problems  and shortly after you discover porn.
So they become porn problems. If you’re not smart enough they will haunt you for the rest of your life.
In a few years you will have what’s called “Rebellion issues” and  “Loosing virginity” problem.
Then you finish high school.
You probably want to go to college but the main problem is money. And yes, this is for the rest of your life if your dad is not Bill Gates.  And no, money does not buy happiness. But it certainly makes it grow :->
After that every problem is damn important. And it certainly does imply some peeing or screwing, but at a serious level.  
The end

PS: This is a negative post and I’m proud of that.  My “No internet” problem is haunting this blog and it’s partially my fault :P


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